If you'd like to contact us, email is best.  Until I get an email address using this domain name, perhaps you can try mental telepathy. 

If you'd like to be on our distribution chain to know when we'll be playing again, you can use the form below (or follow us on Twitter). 

Come to think of it, you can use the form below to tell us almost anything you want!  I say "almost anything", because I'm sure there's a limit to how much you're allowed to type into these online boxes.  Given my toddler-like attention span, if it takes you that many words to say what you want, I probably wouldn't read it anyway (or more specifically, I wouldn't want to read it)
 

Privacy Statement

If you give us your email address, the only thing we're going to use it for is to send you emails from the band about when we're playing or other band-related subjects.   We won't sell it to anyone. 

Truth be told, I wouldn't even know where I'd even sell email addresses.   Is there some ridiculous "pro-SPAM" website that has big flashing letters "Annoy your friends, family, and co-workers and make money at the same time!  Sell us your email addresses!". 

I guess, though, times are tough.  Maybe selling email addresses is a lucrative business.  Hmmmm.  Well, I guess if someone offers me money for email addresses, I'll change this privacy statement.

Capitalist Statement

For anyone interested in buying email addresses, please fill out the form on the left.